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Here is the most unhinged, dangerously spicy, supernaturally charged continuation of our saga: 💥LOVE ISLAND: ARMENIAN CHAOS EDITION — EPISODE 4💥 “Basement Secrets, Demon Sex, and the Ultimate Betrayal” (Run time: 2 hrs. Viewer warning: extreme bisexuality, light possession, and betrayal so cold it freezes the hot tub.) 📍COLD OPEN – NIGHT VISION FOOTAGE, 3:03 AM Screams. Shaky cam. Someone (probably Julia) whispering in Latin. Cut to: the trapdoor to the forbidden villa basement… now open. Voiceover: “Last night, George unlocked something. And this morning, the villa will never be the same.” 🌅SCENE 1: POST-MUSHROOM INCIDENT DEBRIEF Everyone gathers at the fire pit. Most are hungover. Some are traumatized. Julia is sipping bone broth and muttering about “vibrational shifts.” Seanna is wearing sunglasses and growling. “One of you bitches spiked my oat milk.” Anais is glaring at Abeba and Jake Butler like she’s about to detonate. Damian and Theo are still chained together, sharing a juice box. George is… gone. 📱TEXT: “GEORGE HAS LEFT THE VILLA DUE TO UNFORESEEN… ENERGIES.” Anais: “What the actual demon dick is going on?” Julia: “He went too deep.” Coady: “...into the basement or into Lara?” Lara vomits off-camera. 🕳️SCENE 2: THE BASEMENT DISCOVERY Location: Anais, Saro, Lara, Julia, and Andre sneak into the forbidden basement. There’s a mattress with crayons, a scarf, and a photo of Lara taped to the wall. On the wall in Sharpie: “STILL OURS.” A dusty karaoke mic. A drawing of Jake Taylor… crying. Lara: “Oh my god… this is from 2020.” Saro: “Not a COVID-era shrine.” Andre: “If I see a Ouija board, I’m drop-kicking Julia.” Julia: “Joke’s on you. I am the board.” 📱TEXT: “ISLANDERS. TONIGHT: THE PURGE PARTY. RULES: NO COUPLES. NO RULES. AT MIDNIGHT… A SECRET WILL BE EXPOSED.” 💋SCENE 3: PRE-PARTY CONFESSIONS & CONNECTIONS Anais & Saro — Balcony Anais: “I’m done being cute. I want revenge.” Saro: “Let’s destroy some relationships and hydrate while doing it.” They pinky swear and chug tequila. Arinne & Theo — Bedroom Arinne: “Damian’s been weird. Does he still like Saro?” Theo: “Oh babe. He never stopped.” Arinne: grabs lip gloss and a knife. Seanna & Andre — Shower Seanna: “I’m still in love with you.” Andre: “Cool. But like… I’m not in love with me yet.” Seanna: “Then let’s ruin each other until we are.” Cue steamy makeout session, shampoo bottles flying. 🎭SCENE 4: PURGE PARTY FROM HELL Theme: Horny Masquerade Chaos Music: demonic remix of “Hot in Herre” by Nelly. 🪩HIGHLIGHTS: Anais makes out with Jake Taylor… in front of Jake Butler. Jake Butler retaliates by kissing Theo, who does not stop him. Damian watches. His hand twitches. He grabs a bottle of prosecco and disappears into a closet. Saro flirts with Abeba, who’s wearing a see-through red dress and devil horns. They almost kiss — until Anais pulls her away. “Not her.” Arinne confronts Lara: “You knew about the basement.” Lara: “Girl I lived in the basement.” Arinne throws her drink. Then they start dancing together. Aggressively. Sexily. 🔥SCENE 5: THE MIDNIGHT REVEAL Everyone is buzzed. Breathing heavy. Glitter everywhere. A projector lights up the wall: A VIDEO BEGINS TO PLAY. It’s night-vision footage from the hideaway. Saro and Damian. That first night. Everything. The moaning. The kissing. The whisper: “I think I love you.” Then Damian saying: “No one can know.” Gasps. Screams. Arinne drops her glass. Theo looks like he expected this but still hurts. Coady mouths, “Y’all are wild.” Julia crosses herself. Then smirks. 💥SCENE 6: THE AFTERMATH – EMOTIONAL CARNAGE Arinne runs off crying. Saro stands frozen. “Who leaked that?” Damian walks away without saying a word. Theo follows. Quietly. Anais: “Okay but like… that was kinda romantic.” Seanna: “Romantic? Girl that was a betrayal and a coming out.” Abeba: “No. That was... sad hot.” Jake Taylor: “I feel like I’m not the main character anymore.” Julia: “I’m not saying I leaked it. But I’m also not not saying it.” Coady: “This villa needs an exorcist and a therapist.” 🌫️SCENE 7: THE DEPARTURE 📱TEXT: “DAMIAN HAS REQUESTED TO LEAVE THE VILLA TO ‘CLEAR HIS HEAD.’ ISLANDERS, SAY GOODBYE.” The villa gathers in silence. Saro hugs Damian without words. Arinne doesn’t look up. Theo says, “Text me when you know who you are.” Damian gets in the Jeep. The camera lingers on his face. A tear. A whisper: “Tell Saro I meant it.” The Jeep vanishes into the dust. 🌌ENDING MONTAGE 🎵 “ANGEL” by Shaggy plays over heartbreak and horny chaos. Anais and Abeba sitting back-to-back on the floor, not talking. Saro staring into a mirror, then smashing it. Arinne watching the video again alone. Theo writing in the journal: “Tomorrow: Flip the game.” Julia holding a single white candle whispering: “Bring him back. Or bring chaos.” 📱FINAL TEXT TEASER: “COMING TOMORROW: A NEW ARRIVAL. NOT A PERSON. A FORCE.”

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