🏝️ LOVE ISLAND: ARMENIAN CHAOS EDITION EPISODE 2: “Abeba’s Revenge & The Hot Tub Exorcism” (Rated: Chaotic. Viewer discretion advised.) RECAP OF EPISODE 1 Anais made out with both Abeba and Julia for “bisexual solidarity.” Saro and Damian got intimate in the hideaway. Their secret? Not so secret anymore. Arinne is spiraling, Lara and Jake Butler are getting freaky, and Julia’s licking limbs. George is being terrifying. Andre is causing social damage for sport. Someone opened the villa gates for hell to walk in. SCENE 1: MORNING AFTER CHAOS Sunrise. The camera pans over hangover carnage: Coady is passed out hugging a floatie labeled “emotional support.” Julia is doing breathwork and whispering to crystals. (“The vibes were… off.”) Abeba is pissed. She marches across the villa in a silk robe, sunglasses on, holding a mimosa. Anais follows nervously. “Babe, can we talk?” Convo — Abeba & Anais: Anais: “It was just a little kiss with Julia. She’s like a fever dream, not a threat.” Abeba (coldly): “You kissed me, then her, then screamed about bisexuality and did a cartwheel off the deck.” Anais: “I thought you liked when I did stunts?” Abeba: “Not when they come with coochie roulette!” CONFESSIONAL – Abeba: “I’m not mad she kissed Julia. I’m mad she didn’t kiss me again after. Like — girl, don’t treat me like a warm-up act.” SCENE 2: THE REVEAL — Saro & Damian Word spreads fast: Saro and Damian spent the night in the hideaway. Lara corners Saro: “Did he, like, put it in or…?” Saro: “I’m not telling, but I’m also walking funny.” Damian is suddenly silent and moody. He won’t look anyone in the eye — especially not Arinne. CONFESSIONAL – Damian: “I didn’t think I’d feel something. It was supposed to be a vibe and a wine night. Now I’m making eye contact with Saro and seeing my gay awakening reflected back. Help.” Arinne finds Damian near the pool. She smiles nervously. “Morning… I saved you a muffin.” Damian: “Cool.” walks away She stares into the camera like she’s on The Office. SCENE 3: HOT TUB DRAMA – "THE EXORCISM" The group gathers for a day drink. Music plays. People get into the hot tub. Cast in the Hot Tub: Anais Abeba (still mad, drinking aggressively) Jake Taylor (shirtless, weirdly oiled up) Lara Jake Butler Julia Coady Andre Coady makes a “truth or dare” joke that spirals quickly. Andre (grinning): “Truth: Julia, why do you stare at people like they’re haunted?” Julia (deadpan): “Because they are. Especially George.” Suddenly — a shadow appears behind the glass door. GEORGE. In full linen. Holding a candle. George: “I heard my name.” Lara screams. Jake Butler slips and grabs Julia’s boob on the way down. Julia doesn’t blink. Julia: “It’s okay. The spirits predicted this.” Anais: “I swear this hot tub is cursed.” Abeba stands up suddenly: “Y’all talking about curses, but the real demon here is Anais’s lips!” EVERYONE: gasp Anais: “Oh really? Then come taste them again and exorcise me.” The hot tub gets steamy. And dangerous. SCENE 4: PRIVATE CONVOS AND HIDDEN MOTIVES Coady and Julia – BY THE FIRE PIT Julia: “Do you think people like me?” Coady (pauses): “You’re like... if a haunted Victorian doll turned into a hot girl. So yes?” They weirdly vibe. She touches his hand. Sparks. He doesn’t move. Later that night… they kiss. Slowly. Then she starts biting his neck? CONFESSIONAL – Coady: “She’s terrifying. But kinda hot. Help me.” Abeba & Jake Taylor – IN THE KITCHEN She’s mixing a smoothie. He’s staring. Jake: “You know, you don’t need Anais. You’re like the hottest person here.” Abeba: “You’re like the fourth hottest Jake I’ve met.” He leans in. “But maybe number one in… other areas?” She sips the smoothie, stares. Then walks off without a word. Power move. Saro & Damian – THE BALCONY Saro: “You don’t regret it, right?” Damian: “No. I regret hiding it.” Saro: “Then don’t. Let’s start something.” They hold pinkies. Then full hands. Then Damian kisses him publicly. From below, Anais screams: “OH MY GOD MY TWINKS ARE IN LOVE.” Arinne watches from behind a curtain. Her eyes fill with tears. Then she calmly walks into the pool — fully clothed. CONFESSIONAL – Arinne: “I’ve loved him since I was ten. I showed him my sticker book. And now he’s kissing a boy?!” SCENE 5: NIGHT PARTY – THE RECKONING Everyone’s dressed to kill. Theme: “Villain Era.” Music’s blasting. Drinks are flowing. Anais dances with Lara, then dips Abeba in front of everyone. They kiss — finally. The whole villa howls. George is DJing. It’s terrible. Jake Butler tries to dance on Arinne. She punches him in the shoulder and walks away. Julia licks salt off Coady’s neck again. He doesn't stop her. Andre roasts everyone over the mic: “Jake Taylor looks like an unpaid Uber driver.” “Arinne got more trauma than luggage.” “Julia’s outfit? I saw that in a thrift store exorcism.” Then the phone chimes. Everyone freezes. 📱 TEXT: “ISLANDERS. TIME TO RECOUPLE. TOMORROW. IF YOU’RE NOT COUPLED… YOU’RE OUT.” EVERYONE: gasps Anais (to camera): “Looks like it’s time to decide if I’m a lover… or a menace.” SCENE 6: CLIFFHANGER COUPLE SWITCHES BEGIN Jake Taylor pulls Anais for a talk. “Let’s be real. We’ve had history. Twice.” Anais: “Which time are you referencing? The kitchen floor or the roof?” He gulps. “Both.” He leans in. They kiss. Abeba sees it. Stone cold. George tries to talk to Lara. “Remember us?” Lara: “Yeah. That was my Joker arc.” She walks away. Andre takes Saro aside. “You know you’re like... dangerously sexy when you get dramatic?” Saro: “Do not flirt with me while I’m processing a gay love story.” Andre: “I’ll wait.” ENDING MONTAGE 🎵 Music swells (probably some Billie Eilish remix): Abeba alone in her room, deleting photos of Anais on her phone. Julia asleep sitting upright with a tarot deck in her lap. Coady, shirtless, pacing. Damian and Saro cuddling under a blanket. Arinne whispering, “He’s mine. He always was.” A new silhouette walking toward the villa gates. 📱 Text preview: “TOMORROW, TWO NEW ISLANDERS WILL ENTER. ONE IS A THREAT. THE OTHER IS A SECRET.” Let me know if you want Episode 3: “The Sticker Book Incident & Lara’s Basement Confession”. It’s getting spicy.