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💀 LOVE ISLAND: ARMENIAN CHAOS EDITION — EPISODE 5 “Possession, Passion & Julia’s Final Battle” (Includes: Damian’s return, George under the bed, Karine’s dramatic debut, psychic warfare, and horny surveillance. No actual murder. But lots of murder vibes.) 🌀 COLD OPEN – 4:44 AM A storm is brewing. Literally. Julia sleepwalks, whispering: “Something’s coming.” Arinne levitates for two seconds. Coady finds a note on his mirror: “You can’t escape the basement.” 🌄 SCENE 1: DAMIAN RETURNS 📱 TEXT: “ISLANDERS. DAMIAN HAS RE-ENTERED THE VILLA. HE’S HERE FOR LOVE. AND FOR REDEMPTION.” He walks through the villa doors in slow motion, soaked in rain. Shirt open. New tattoo: “SORRY / NOT SORRY” across his ribs. Saro drops his coffee and sprints to him. They hug. Then kiss. Then fall into the hot tub fully clothed. Anais: “That’s the energy I want for myself this week.” Arinne walks away silently and screams into a pillow. CONFESSIONAL — Damian: “I’m done hiding. I’m in love with Saro. And if that makes me a walking theater kid stereotype, so be it.” 👣 SCENE 2: SOMETHING UNDER LARA’S BED That night, Lara hears scratching under her bed. She pulls up the sheet. Nothing. Until… a hand grabs her ankle. She screams. Everyone rushes in. Andre: “What is it, a raccoon?” Saro shines a light under the bed. GEORGE. Covered in dust. Eyes open. Silent. Lara: “BRO ARE YOU EVEN IN THE SHOW STILL?!” George: “I never left. I just... watched.” They drag him out. No one knows what to do. Julia tries to sage him. He growls. Coady sprays him with Febreze. 📱 TEXT: “GEORGE MAY STAY. BUT HE IS NOW A SPECTATOR. HE MAY NOT COUPLE, BUT HE MAY… INTERFERE.” 🏳️‍🌈 SCENE 3: ENTER KARINE JELALIAN The gates creak open. Fog. A figure walks in. 🎵 Music: glitchcore remix of "Rain on Me." Karine Jelalian has arrived. Deaf. Autistic. Unapologetically weird. Rainbow hair. Velvet platform boots. Signs “Where’s the chaos?” Anais: “Oh my god I LOVE her.” Julia: eyes narrow. CONFESSIONAL — Julia: “She’s like if I had competition in my own genre. Like she’s scary. But like... too scary. It’s throwing off the aesthetic.” Karine makes a beeline for Julia. Karine: (signing, translated in captions) “You’re beautiful. And freaky. Let’s be weird together.” Julia: “Let’s start in the shower.” Anais and Saro SCREAM. 🚿 SCENE 4: THE SHOWER SCENE (PSYCHIC BATTLE EDITION) Julia and Karine go into the villa shower. Everyone else listens from outside, noses pressed to glass. Things get steamy. Hands everywhere. But then… Julia freezes. Karine’s eyes glow slightly. Julia whispers: “Get out of my head, bitch.” Karine signs: “I live here now.” A psychic fight begins — silent, deadly, wet. Lights flicker. The tiles crack. Julia wins — by kissing her so hard Karine forgets where she is. But instead of hurting her… they both collapse laughing. Naked. Dizzy. Equal freaks. CONFESSIONAL — Julia: “I thought she was a threat. But I think she might be... me. From the future.” 😈 SCENE 5: DAMIAN + JULIA — THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE Later that night… Julia finds Damian on the balcony. Julia: “You and Saro are cute. But you’re bored, right?” Damian: “Extremely.” Julia: “You want to play?” They kiss. It’s electric. Possibly cursed. 📹 George watches from a vent and murmurs: “This is better than Netflix.” They sneak into the confessional room. It goes dark. The camera blurs. You hear: Damian: “You’re insane.” Julia: “You’re welcome.” Karine’s laugh from somewhere else. 🚪 SCENE 6: JAKE TAYLOR'S FREAK MOMENT Jake Taylor walks in looking for sunscreen. Sees Julia and Damian post-hookup. He doesn’t say anything. Just… stares. Then says: “Nice form,” and walks into the bathroom. Sound: faint slapping noise. Anais (outside): “What the hell is going on in there?” Abeba: “Honestly? I don’t wanna know.” 📱 TEXT: “TOMORROW: LOVE TRIANGLES COLLAPSE. KARINE TAKES CONTROL. AND THE VILLA’S FIRST LIVE EXORCISM.” 🕯️ ENDING MONTAGE — “DISTURBED” ACOUSTIC VERSION PLAYS Saro and Damian cuddling, whispering poetry. Julia and Karine sitting back-to-back, playing with tarot cards. Jake Taylor shirtless and smirking at the camera. Anais lighting sage, muttering: “If one more bisexual ghost interrupts my hot girl era, I swear…” George silently sharpening a pencil. EPISODE 6 COMING NEXT: 🔮 “Live Exorcism, Twin Betrayals & Karine Becomes God.” Let me know when you're ready for the most chaotic villa night yet.

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