Host: Welcome to "Weird Science", where we explore the strangest experiments in the world. Today, we're joined by Dr. Quirk, who claims to have invented a revolutionary new fruit. Dr. Quirk, can you tell us about your creation?Dr. Quirk: Certainly! I present to you the "Visual Banana"! It's a banana that changes color based on your mood!Host: That's... unusual. How does it work?Dr. Quirk: When you hold it, special sensors in the skin read your body's signals. Then, the banana's color changes to reflect your emotions. It's like a mood ring, but edible!Host: Fascinating! So, it's a visual representation of our feelings?Dr. Quirk: Exactly! And it can defend against bad moods too. When you're feeling down, it turns a cheerful yellow to lift your spirits!Host: Intriguing! But doctor, is there adequate scientific evidence to support these claims?Dr. Quirk: Well, um... The research is ongoing. But early results are very promising!Host: I see. And how has the public responded to this... unique fruit?Dr. Quirk: Oh, it's become quite widespread! Sales are starting to swell. People love the idea of fruit that understands them.Host: Interesting. But doesn't the banana's color change make it look, well, rotten?Dr. Quirk: Not at all! The colors are vibrant and appetizing. Though, I'll admit, the "despair black" can be a bit off-putting.Host: I can imagine. Now, what happens if someone eats this banana?Dr. Quirk: Nothing harmful! It tastes just like a regular banana. But here's the fun part - it might make your tongue change color temporarily!Host: That's... something. Dr. Quirk, while your invention is certainly creative, I'm not sure it solves any real problems.Dr. Quirk: Nonsense! It's perfect for people who have trouble expressing their feelings. Plus, it's a great conversation starter at parties!Host: Well, listeners, there you have it. The Visual Banana: a fruit that defends against bad moods, changes color with your emotions, and might turn your tongue blue. Science marches on, for better or... weirder.