Sam
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future! Or as I like to call it, 'The Age of Cookies'. And I don’t mean the delicious kind. I'm talking about the ones that track your every move online.
Tom
Right, because nothing says 'I respect your privacy' like a website that asks if you'd like to accept cookies while simultaneously collecting your life story.
Sam
And if you decline, don't worry! They’ll just use one cookie to remember that you don’t like cookies. So, your data is still safe... sort of.
Tom
Speaking of safety, let’s talk about longevity. I hear Peter Diamandis has a 5-day, 5-star longevity deep dive. Is that where they teach you how to swim in the fountain of youth?
Sam
Exactly! It’s like a vacation, except instead of sunbathing, you’re learning how to modify your DNA. Bring your sunscreen and your lab coat!
Tom
And what about the Abundance360 community? A group where everyone is trying to change the world. Talk about a pressure cooker! How do you even keep track of who’s changing the world this week?
Sam
Easy! Just look for the one wearing the latest tech gadget while sipping on a green smoothie and talking about their 'moonshot'.
Tom
Speaking of moonshots, raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to change the world only to realize you forgot to change your socks first.
Sam
I see a few hands! At least we’re all in this together—socks and all!
Tom
As we embrace the future, just remember: the change might be overwhelming, but if you ride the tech wave, at least you’ll look good doing it!
Sam
Thank you all for joining us on this wild ride through cookies, tech, and the quest for eternal youth. Stay curious and keep laughing!
Sam
The Comedian
Tom
The Straight Man