Tipsy Brawls and Boozy BFFsAnya Swiegers

Tipsy Brawls and Boozy BFFs

a year ago
Exploring the hilarity of drunken fights with friends and how alcohol can turn besties into bitter rivals.

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Brittany Shimmer

Hey everyone! So, let's talk about something that we all love... and by love, I mean regret the next morning – fighting with friends when we're drunk. It’s like a sport, right? You’ve got the emotional hurdles, the miscommunication hurdles, and the inevitable hangover that feels like a punishment from the gods!

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Brittany Shimmer

You know what I love? Those classic tipsy fights where you suddenly realize your best friend has been secretly plotting against you. Like, I drank two margaritas, and now I think I’m the star of a reality show called 'Who Stole My Nachos!' And let’s be honest, alcohol doesn’t just lower your inhibitions, it catapults your IQ to the level of a potato! You start analyzing every word your friend says like you’re in a courtroom drama. 'Objection! You said I was a bad dancer - that’s slander!'

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Brittany Shimmer

So, who here has had a drunken fight with a friend? Raise your hand! Wow, looks like we have a crowd full of future reality TV stars! Did you end up apologizing, or are you still in the silent treatment phase? Because let's face it, nothing says 'I love you' like ignoring each other for three weeks after a drunken brawl!

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Brittany Shimmer

And then there’s the aftermath of these fights. You wake up and text your friend like, 'Hey, I’m really sorry about last night, but can we just agree that you deserve to lose your nachos?' You know, out of all the things I regret, it’s not the embarrassing dance moves – it’s the emotional breakdown I had over a bowl of chips. I mean, who knew nachos could be such a sensitive subject?

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Brittany Shimmer

So here’s the deal, folks: next time you feel a fight brewing over a few drinks, just remember – it’s just alcohol talking! And if you have to fight, make it a pillow fight! At least then you can wake up, giggle, and say, 'Remember when we thought we were the cast of 'Friends' and decided to throw down like we were on a reality show? Cheers to that!' Thank you, everyone!

Participants

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Brittany Shimmer

Stand-Up Comedian

Topics

  • Drunk Fights
  • Friendship
  • Alcohol Misadventures