Confessions of a Naughty Nun

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Can you imagine the shock at the convent when Sister Mary decided to switch her rosary for a different kind of beads?!

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I mean, it's not every day you see a nun going from 'Hail Mary' to 'Hell, Mary!'

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I heard Sister Mary's new stage name is 'Sister Sizzle' - she's really heating things up in the industry!

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You think the confessional booth is scandalous? You haven't heard the half of it! Those whispering walls have seen it all!

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I found Sister Mary's secret stash of Fifty Shades of Grey hidden beneath her Bible. No wonder her prayers had a different kind of fervor!

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I overheard Sister Mary telling the bishop that her 'missionary work' took on a whole new meaning. Amen to that!

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Who knew the Bible had an 'adults-only' section? Now I understand why they call it the Good Book!

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Sister Mary told me that her favorite commandment is 'Thou shalt not be boring'. She's definitely taking that to heart, and other places too!

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They say Sister Mary's performances are so hot, even the devil needs to take a cold shower! Now that's one hell of a show!

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Sister Mary found her calling and boy, did she run with it! Who knew the path to salvation included a pole and some dollar bills?

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They say Sister Mary's performances have converted more sinners than a week of sermons. Amen to that kind of evangelism!

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I asked Sister Mary if she misses the old days in the convent. She said, 'Why settle for choir practice when you can have an orgy?'

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Sister Mary confessed that her best habit isn't the one she used to wear. It's the one she takes off right before the show!

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I asked Sister Mary how she handles the paparazzi. She said, 'I just tell them I'm here to spread the good news, one movie at a time!'

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Sister Mary's autobiography is going to be called 'Fifty Shades of Habit'. I heard it's a real page-turner!