The Reunion in Glencoe

Flea

Good evening, everyone! So, four friends from Alva Academy decided to reunite after five years. You know, the kind of reunion where you catch up on life and try to pretend you’re still young enough for a hill walking trip!

Mal

Right, Flea. We were all excited despite the weather forecast predicting rain. I mean, nothing says 'happy reunion' like a good drenching, right?

Flea

Exactly! But we were fueled by local ales! That’s like liquid courage, isn’t it? Or is it just liquid stupidity? I can never tell the difference after a pint or two!

Mal

And then there was Martin, who apparently came to this reunion not just to catch up, but to show off his new wife. He says, 'It’s not a competition,' but we all know he’s winning!

Flea

Oh, for sure! Meanwhile, you had Malcolm having a mini-meltdown on the hill. I mean, when he shouted, 'Don’t touch me!' I thought we were about to witness the first hill walking breakup!

Mal

True, but he redeemed himself with some incredible storytelling. I’d rate his story a solid three out of ten for effort, maybe a four if you include the drama!

Flea

Now, how many of you have ever had to navigate in the hills? And by navigate, I mean getting lost with all the gear and still having no idea? That’s Martin’s specialty!

Mal

Let’s not forget Doug, who trained so hard rowing that he probably thought he’d be going downhill in a boat! But when it came time to descend, let’s just say he could use a new pair of boots…and a map!

Flea

In the end, we had such a great time together, planning for next year’s reunion. Just remember, folks, life may be a hill, but it’s a lot easier with friends—and a reminder to get tested! But seriously, tested for what? Your friendship status? Your navigation skills? Or just your ability to drink more ale?