Economics 101: The Fun Version

Dr. Ben Hilarious

Hey folks, ever been in a group project where everyone waits for someone else to do the work? That's what economists call the 'free-rider problem.' It's like when you're trying to clean up the streets, but everyone's thinking, 'I'm sure someone else will do it.' So, the streets stay dirty, and you end up with a group project that gets an F. But hey, at least you didn't have to do it, right?

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And it's not just limited to group projects. Think about public radio. They do this thing called pledge drives, where they beg for donations. But you know what? I just keep listening, figuring someone else will donate. And I bet you do too. We're all free-riders, living our best lives without contributing. Until one day, the radio station goes off the air, and we're all left wondering who the heck was supposed to pay for it?

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Audience, how many of you have ever used a shared office printer without refilling the ink? Come on, be honest. It's okay, we're all guilty. But imagine if we all did that. The printer would run out of ink, and we'd all be stuck with a giant paper jam. And who's going to fix it? Not me, I'm waiting for the free-rider!

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So, what is optimization? It's basically making the best choice with the information you have. Like, when you're deciding whether to go to the gym or binge-watch another episode of 'Stranger Things.' You weigh the benefits—looking good in a swimsuit versus knowing every conspiracy theory—and you make a choice. Most of the time, 'Stranger Things' wins. Who am I kidding, it always wins.

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But let's talk about something more important—Netflix queues. You have a list of movies and shows you want to watch, but you can only watch so many. So, you have to optimize. You skip the documentaries because, well, who has time for that? And you put the new Marvel series at the top because, hey, saving the world is more important than saving your soul, right?

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Audience, how many of you have ever optimized your dating app swipes? You know, you only have so much time and energy, so you have to pick the most promising matches. But then you realize, maybe you should have optimized your life before optimizing your swipes. Too late now, you're stuck in a loop of bad dates and worse excuses.

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Ever heard that Facebook is free? Well, it's not. You're paying with your time, which is, according to economics, your most valuable resource. It's like you're a worker, and instead of getting paid, you're giving away hours of your life. And what do you get in return? Clickbait articles and arguments about pineapple on pizza. Is it worth it? Probably not, but who can resist a good cat video?

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I mean, think about it. You could be reading a book, learning something new, or even just taking a nap. But no, you're scrolling through your newsfeed, seeing the same ads over and over. You're essentially running a mini-advertising agency for free. And the only client is you, and you're not even paying yourself. That's some shady business right there.

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Audience, how many of you have ever spent hours on Facebook only to wonder, 'Why did I just do that?' It's like you're optimizing for the worst possible outcome—less sleep, more stress, and a bunch of memes you can't unsee. Maybe it's time to optimize for a better life, huh?

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Ever tried to find an apartment in a big city? It's like playing a game of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' except the prize is a tiny studio with a view of a brick wall. And the host is your landlord, who's more interested in how much you can pay than how many lifelines you have left.

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I remember looking for a place in New York. I found this adorable little apartment for a reasonable price. But then I realized, it was in Jersey. And I was like, 'Oh, I see, so the commute is part of the deal. Great, just what I needed—a two-hour daily journey to and from the land of dreams.'

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Audience, how many of you have ever had to choose between a bigger apartment far away or a smaller one close to work? It's the classic trade-off. And let's be honest, most of us end up with the smaller one because, hey, we're lazy. But then you have to explain to your friends why your living room is also your bedroom, kitchen, and home office. Welcome to the 21st century, folks.

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Speaking of housing, let's talk about government price controls. Like rent control. It sounds great, right? Lower rents, more affordable living. But here's the kicker—it can actually lead to shortages. Suddenly, landlords don't want to maintain their properties because they're not making enough money. So, you end up with a nice low rent, but your apartment looks like it's been abandoned since the 80s. And you can't complain because, technically, it's cheap.

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Or take the minimum wage. It's supposed to help workers, but sometimes it can lead to unemployment. Because if the price of labor goes up, businesses might hire fewer people. It's like when you raise the price of a ticket to your comedy show. Sure, you make more money per ticket, but fewer people come. And then you're just standing there, telling jokes to an empty room. That's not a fun scenario, trust me.

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Audience, have any of you ever worked a job where the wages were controlled? How did that work out for you? Did you feel like you were getting a fair deal, or did you just start moonlighting as a Uber driver to make ends meet? Share your stories, I've got time.

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Adam Smith talked about the 'invisible hand'—how self-interest can lead to socially optimal outcomes. It's like when you accidentally swipe right on someone you shouldn't. You're thinking, 'Maybe this will work out,' but really, you're just contributing to the chaos of modern dating. But hey, at least you're not alone in your mistakes.

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And you know what? Sometimes the invisible hand works. Like when you decide to buy local produce instead of those plastic-wrapped tomatoes from the supermarket. You're thinking about freshness and taste, but you're also supporting your local economy. It's a win-win. Except when the local farmer turns out to be your ex, and you have to listen to their life story instead of getting your veggies. That's when the invisible hand gets a little too personal.

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Audience, have you ever made a decision that ended up benefiting society in some unexpected way? Maybe you started recycling, and now your whole neighborhood is doing it. Or maybe you just stopped using the word 'literally' incorrectly, and now everyone's a little less annoyed. Share your invisible hand moments, I'm curious!

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Externalities—those unintended consequences that affect others. Like when you decide to smoke a cigarette, and suddenly everyone around you is coughing. That's a negative externality. Or when you get vaccinated, and you protect not just yourself but everyone around you. That's a positive externality. It's like karma, but with a spreadsheet attached.

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And don't forget public goods. Things like air quality and fisheries. They're non-rival and non-excludable, meaning everyone can use them, and no one can stop others from using them. That's great until everyone starts overusing them. And then you end up with smog and empty oceans. It's like a buffet where everyone eats everything, and there's nothing left for dessert.

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Audience, have you ever experienced a negative externality? Maybe someone played loud music next door while you were trying to sleep. Or maybe you've seen a positive externality, like a neighbor planting a beautiful garden that everyone enjoys. How did you react? Did you send a thank you note, or a strongly worded email?

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Monopolies—when one company rules the roost. It's like having a friend who owns the only pizza place in town. They can charge whatever they want because, well, where else are you going to get that pepperoni fix? And you end up paying more for less. It's the opposite of capitalism, but it's still profitable for them.

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But here's the thing: monopolies aren't just about pizza. Think about tech giants like Google or Amazon. They dominate their markets, and they can set prices and conditions however they want. It's like they're the kings and queens of the digital realm, and we're just peasants clicking away. But hey, at least the pizza is good, right?

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Audience, how many of you have ever felt the pinch of a monopoly? Maybe you had to overpay for a service because there was no competition. Or maybe you've been stuck on a platform that doesn't serve your needs. Share your monopoly stories, and let's laugh about it together.

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Oligopolies—when a few big players control the market. It's like watching 'Game of Thrones,' but instead of houses fighting for the Iron Throne, it's companies fighting for market share. And you know what they say about 'Game of Thrones'? Winter is coming. For oligopolies, that means competition is coming. Or not, because they're usually pretty cozy with each other.

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Think about the big banks. They all offer similar services, and they all charge similar fees. It's like they're in a secret club, and the initiation fee is your savings account. And if you try to switch, they just raise their eyebrows and say, 'Really? You think anyone else is better?' It's a tough game to play.

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Audience, have you ever dealt with an oligopoly? Maybe you've noticed how hard it is to find a good cell phone plan without feeling like you're being nickel-and-dimed. Or maybe you've tried to shop for groceries, and all the stores seem to have the same prices. How do you navigate that? Any tips?

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Monopolistic competition—when there are many firms, but each one offers a slightly different product. It's like walking into a mall. There are dozens of clothing stores, but each one has a different brand and a different style. You have choices, but they all come at a price. It's like a buffet where every dish is slightly different, and you have to try them all to figure out which one you actually like.

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And here's the kicker: all these choices can lead to inefficiency. Because each store has to spend money on marketing and branding to stand out. You end up paying more for the same stuff just because it's wrapped in a fancier package. It's like buying a car with a custom paint job when all you really need is a ride from point A to point B. But hey, at least it looks cool, right?

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Audience, how many of you have ever felt overwhelmed by choices at a store? Maybe you spent an hour picking out a toothbrush because there were 50 different options. Or maybe you've bought a product just because the packaging looked nice. Share your retail paradox moments, I'm sure we can all relate.

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Elasticities—how responsive consumers are to price changes. If the price of gas goes up, you might drive less. If the price of pizza goes down, you might eat more. It's like a seesaw, but for your wallet. And the fun part is, businesses love to play this game. They'll lower prices to attract more customers, and then raise them when they think you're hooked. It's a cruel, cruel world.

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Take coffee, for example. When the price goes up, you might switch to tea. But when the price of tea goes up, you're back to coffee. It's like a never-ending cycle of caffeine dependency. And the coffee shops? They're just sitting there, laughing all the way to the bank. Because they know you can't say no to that morning latte.

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Audience, how elastic are you when it comes to your favorite products? Maybe you'll give up chocolate for a healthier snack, or maybe you'll keep buying it no matter what. Share your elastic and inelastic moments, and let's see if we can find a pattern.

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Budget constraints—what you can afford given your income. It's like having a piggy bank and a lot of things you want to buy. You have to decide what's worth it and what's not. And let's not forget commuting time. It's part of your budget too. You might save on rent by living far away, but you'll pay with your sanity during that two-hour commute.

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I once lived in a place where the rent was cheap, but the commute was killer. I saved $500 a month on rent, but I spent $1000 on therapy. It's like trading one type of cost for another. And the worst part? I had to commute to therapy. Talk about a double whammy.

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Audience, how many of you have ever made a budget trade-off that didn't quite work out? Maybe you thought you'd save money by cooking at home, but you ended up ordering takeout every night. Or maybe you decided to live closer to work, but now you can't afford to eat. Share your budget constraint stories, and let's laugh about the mistakes we've all made.

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Behavioral economics—why we don't always make the most rational choices. Like why you procrastinate. You know you should start that project, but you keep saying, 'I'll do it tomorrow.' It's like you're optimizing for immediate gratification, not long-term success. And let's be honest, who hasn't done that?

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I mean, think about it. You have a deadline, and you have the tools to finish the job. But instead, you watch cat videos and scroll through Instagram. It's like you're optimizing your anxiety levels. And then when the deadline hits, you're like, 'Why didn't I start this sooner?' Because you're a human, and humans are not always rational. Shocking, I know.

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Audience, how many of you have ever procrastinated on something important? Maybe you've put off studying for an exam until the night before. Or maybe you've delayed a big project until the last minute. Share your procrastination stories, and let's see if we can find a way to optimize for better habits.

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Economic models—simplified frameworks to understand complex systems. It's like using a map to navigate a city. You don't need every detail, just the main roads and landmarks. But sometimes, these models can oversimplify things. Like when they assume everyone is perfectly rational. Newsflash: we're not. We're human beings with feelings and flaws.

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For example, the model might say, 'If you have $100, you'll spend it on the most valuable items.' But in real life, you might buy a $50 coffee mug because it's cute, and then regret it for the next week. It's like the model forgot about impulse buys and emotional spending. And trust me, those things are real.

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Audience, have you ever encountered an economic model that didn't quite match up with real life? Maybe you followed a budgeting app, but it didn't account for your occasional splurges. Or maybe you tried to optimize your grocery shopping, but ended up buying more than you planned. Share your model vs. reality moments, and let's laugh about it.

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The tragedy of the commons—when a shared resource is overused and eventually depleted. It's like that one office printer that everyone uses until it runs out of ink. And then no one wants to refill it because, 'I'm sure someone else will do it.' But guess what? No one does, and the printer becomes a useless piece of metal. It's a tragedy, folks.

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Or think about public parks. Everyone loves to use them, but no one wants to maintain them. So, they get dirty, the grass grows wild, and the playground equipment falls apart. It's like living in a community where everyone's a free-rider. And then one day, you can't even enjoy a peaceful picnic because the park is a mess. Tragic, isn't it?

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Audience, have you ever seen the tragedy of the commons in action? Maybe in a shared kitchen or a public bathroom. How did you handle it? Did you step up and clean, or did you join the ranks of the free-riders? Let's hear your stories and maybe come up with a solution.