Living the High Life

Tony Silver

Hey everyone! Great to be here! So, I hear Karl Stefanovic's daughter Willow is dating a *wealthy* Argentinian athlete. You know what that means? Forget about love - she's living the gold digger dream! I mean, dating a guy with money is like having a personal ATM, but way more romantic!

Tony Silver

This guy is head over heels for her, right? Probably saying, 'I’m not just in love, I’m committed to making sure her Instagram is always a highlight reel!' I mean, have you seen their social media? It’s like a travel agency brochure - 'Here’s a picture of us in front of the Eiffel Tower, and here we are skydiving over the Amazon!' Meanwhile, I’m just trying to remember what I had for breakfast.

Tony Silver

So, who here is dating? (Pause for audience response) Oh wow, look at you brave souls! Let me ask you, if your partner suddenly became a millionaire, would you still love them? Or would you just love them for what they can do for your Instagram feed? Come on, be honest! It’s like picking a partner based on their Wi-Fi speed.

Tony Silver

And let’s not forget how she is 'living the high life.' Living the high life? Please! At this point, if her boyfriend’s bank account had a better wardrobe than mine, I’d just start borrowing his clothes! 'Hey babe, can I wear your Rolex?' I’d be the first to wear a watch that’s more expensive than my entire apartment!

Tony Silver

In the end, Willow's just living her best life with her wealthy beau while we’re here trying to figure out how to afford avocado toast! So here’s to the rich and famous, may we watch them from our couches and dream big! Thanks for having me, you’ve been a fantastic audience!