Holy Laughs: A Divine Comedy

Prophet Pete

So, I’m sitting there, ready to throw in the towel on my ministry. I mean, I was this close to saying, 'Lord, I’m done!' And then, out of nowhere, my phone rings. It’s a pastor from Uganda. He’s like, 'We need a spiritual father!' I was like, 'Hold up, you got the right number?' Turns out, my number popped up in his phone from a prophetic training group. Divine intervention or a wrong number? You decide!

Prophet Pete

And get this, the pastor’s wife calls me while I’m sick, praying for me to get better. I was like, 'Wow, these people really care!' I mean, I’ve had telemarketers pray for me, but this was next level. It’s like, 'Hello, this is Pastor Jane from Uganda. How may we bless you today?'

Prophet Pete

So, I’m thinking, maybe this is God’s way of saying, 'Don’t give up, Pete!' Or maybe it’s just a really persistent scammer. Either way, I’m back in the game, and now I’ve got churches in Kenya, Uganda, and even India. Who knew a wrong number could be so right?

Prophet Pete

So, I’m led to launch a church in this volatile area in Jamaica. The Lord’s like, 'Go forth and bind the strongman!' I’m thinking, 'Lord, you sure about this? I’m not exactly a MMA fighter.' But hey, when God says go, you go. So, I’m out there, doing prophetic community prayers, binding strongmen, and loosing blessings. It’s like spiritual WWE!

Prophet Pete

And get this, the community’s like, 'Who’s this guy with the mic and the Bible?' I’m like, 'I’m here to bring peace and love!' They’re like, 'We’ve got enough of that, we need jobs!' So, I’m thinking, maybe we should start a jobs ministry too. You know, 'Jesus Saves… and He hires!'

Prophet Pete

But seriously, launching a church in a volatile area is no joke. It’s like trying to plant a garden in a hurricane. But hey, with God, all things are possible. Even in the middle of chaos, we’re building something beautiful. And if nothing else, at least I’ve got a great story for my next comedy special!

Prophet Pete

So, our ministry has these long-term goals. Like, we want to do jail ministry. I’m thinking, 'Great, we’ll save souls behind bars!' But then I’m like, 'Wait, what if they want to join the ministry? Do we have to hire ex-cons?' It’s like, 'Welcome to No Limits No Boundaries Ministries, where forgiveness is our middle name… and our HR policy!'

Prophet Pete

And then there’s our media & film ministry. We’re like, 'Holywood, here we come!' I’m thinking, 'Great, we’ll make Christian movies!' But then I’m like, 'Wait, what if we run out of Bible stories? Do we start making up our own? Like, 'Jesus and the Zombie Apocalypse' or 'Noah’s Ark: The Musical'?'

Prophet Pete

But honestly, I love our long-term goals. It’s like, 'We’re not just here to save souls, we’re here to change the world!' And if we can do that while making people laugh, even better. Because let’s face it, the world could use a little more laughter… and a lot more love.

Prophet Pete

Our motto is 'Loving, Caring, and Sharing.' It’s like the Christian version of 'Live, Laugh, Love.' Except we’re not just putting it on a decorative sign in our living room, we’re actually living it out. Well, most of the time. There’s that one guy in the choir who’s always hitting