The House Viewing Fiasco

Mike

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome! Today, we’re diving deep into the world of house viewings! Ever notice how cleaning for a house viewing is like preparing for a first date? You shove all your dirty laundry in the closet and pray they don’t open the door!

Tom

I wouldn’t know about that. I just want to see the house. Why do we have to play hide and seek with your laundry?

Mike

Because, Tom! If they see the dirty laundry, they’ll think the house is a mess! You know, like they’d think you’re a slob on a date!

Tom

So, how many of you have ever hidden your stuff before someone came over? Show of hands! Yes, all of you! We’re all guilty!

Mike

And how about those buyers? They come in with more questions than a therapist! 'What are the schools like? Is the area safe?' You’d think they were looking to marry the house!

Tom

I’m just trying to get a good deal. I’m not looking to settle down!

Mike

Right? It’s all about the price! But they might as well ask, 'Does it come with a cat?'

Tom

And does it matter if it’s a good cat? I mean, what if it’s a scratcher?

Mike

Exactly! A good cat is like a good mortgage – it should come with no hidden fees!

Tom

And what about the notary? Why do we need a middleman to write everything down? Can’t we just shake hands and call it a day?

Mike

Oh, Tom, the notary is there to make sure everyone knows who owes what! You know, like a referee in a game of Monopoly! 'You owe me rent for landing on my property!'