Beasts, Lambs, and Dragons: A Comedic Prophecy

Barbra Volvok

Hey everyone! So, I was thinking about how America is like that party guest who shows up with a salad but ends up turning the whole thing into a barbecue. You start with lamb-like ideals and somehow end up with a dragon barbecue! Like, where did the lamb go? Did it just get really hungry and aggressive?

Barbra Volvok

You know, when they talk about the beast rising from the waters, I think of America rising from a pool of chaos like it’s a reality show: 'Survivor: Capitol Hill Edition!' One minute you’re voting, the next you’re dodging flaming speeches that are hotter than the barbeque sauce!

Barbra Volvok

And have you ever noticed how everyone wants to change the laws? It’s like the Constitution is this all-you-can-eat buffet! 'Can I get a side of justice with my freedom fries? Oh, and can you make sure that dragon over there doesn’t get any?!'

Barbra Volvok

So, as we contemplate whether we're turning into a dragon or just trying to get back to our lamb roots, let’s remember to hold onto those founding ideals. Because if we ever need to unite, it should be to make sure that America doesn’t become the world’s first dragon that believes in the Constitution… but forgets what it means! Thank you, and remember to keep your lambs close and your dragons in check!