The Chosen One and Overpowered Heroes

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Good evening, everyone! Let’s talk about Star Wars. You know, the saga that teaches us that being moody and having a lightsaber gives you the power to take over the galaxy! And let’s be real, if you think Anakin Skywalker was the Chosen One, it's probably because you haven't seen him fight Obi-Wan—dude was like a toddler swinging a lightsaber at a Jedi Master.

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I mean, seriously! Anakin lost to Obi-Wan while shouting 'I have the high ground!' I'm like, buddy, it's not a game of Jenga! Maybe if he wasn't so busy being emo and sulking about being misunderstood, he would have focused on better moves instead of spewing lava! At least Palpatine thought he was doing great. But come on, Palpatine, you’re like the friend who lends me money just to watch me fail at paying it back.

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How many of you here thought Rey was too overpowered? Raise your hands! Look, I like Rey, but she picked up the Force like it was a new iPhone. 'Oh, what’s this? Jedi training? I’ll master it in one movie!' Like she learned to fly the Millennium Falcon in her sleep while binge-watching The Mandalorian! Meanwhile, Luke is out here training for years, and Rey's just like, 'Oh, I got this!'

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And can we talk about the Force for a second? It’s like Wi-Fi! Some people connect, and some are just out there with spotty reception. You got Anakin, who was like, 'I’m the Chosen One!' But you’re over here dropping signals and getting all laggy. How about Obi-Wan just sends Anakin a text? 'Dude, chill! We’re all trying to save the galaxy here!'

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In conclusion, Star Wars is like a family reunion. Lots of drama, some people are way too powerful for their own good, and at the end of the day, Anakin just wanted to be loved. But hey, if I had a lightsaber, I’d want to be loved too! Thank you all, may the Force be with you!