The Pharmacology Follies

Nick

Welcome to the Pharmacology Follies! You know, they say if you can't laugh at your medication side effects, you're probably taking too much!

Breezy

Speaking of medications, let's dive into anti-inflammatories! Nick, do you think they can help with my irritation when my coffee gets cold?

Nick

Only if they come with a warning: 'May cause you to throw out perfectly good coffee and start brewing again!'

Breezy

Raise your hand if you've ever Googled your symptoms just to end up thinking you need a heart transplant because of a hangnail!

Nick

Ah yes, the classic URI—nothing like a sneeze to remind you that your body is a great procrastinator!

Breezy

And don't even get me started on antivirals! If they were as effective on bad decisions, we’d all be geniuses by now!

Nick

Right? I mean, I could use a few antiviral pills after my last date—talk about a viral outbreak!

Breezy

Well, folks, whether it's anti-inflammatories or antifungals, remember that knowledge is power. And laughter is the best medicine—just don’t forget to take your actual medicine too!