The Middle School Chronicles

Johnny Gags

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Thurston Middle School, where the WiFi is stronger than some students' will to learn! Seriously, I think the only thing more accessible than our school website is snack time.

Mr. Serious

You know, we recently had an event for parents to learn about technology. How did that go, Johnny?

Johnny Gags

Oh, it was a disaster! The parents were lost trying to connect to the AudioEye Toolbar. I mean, come on, if they need a tutorial just to open a toolbar, how do they expect to navigate the complexities of a Netflix account?

Mr. Serious

And what about the kids? Did they help their parents out?

Johnny Gags

Help? No way! They were probably playing Fortnite and yelling, 'Mom, just Google it!' If only their grades were as high as their gaming scores!

Mr. Serious

Speaking of scores, how did the school do in the latest assessments?

Johnny Gags

Oh, we ranked number one! Or as I like to call it, 'the gold medal for showing up!' Honestly, I think we were just the only school that remembered to take the test!

Mr. Serious

And spirit week is just around the corner. How do you think the students will handle that?

Johnny Gags

Oh, with the same enthusiasm as a cat at a dog show! They'll be dressing in silly outfits, but you can bet they'll be on their phones posting selfies the whole time. Nothing says 'school spirit' like 100 likes on Instagram!

Mr. Serious

So, in conclusion, Johnny, it sounds like being a middle schooler today is a unique adventure.

Johnny Gags

Absolutely! It’s a mix of technology, chaos, and just a little bit of actual learning. Thanks for joining us, folks! Remember, if you can dodge a teacher, you can dodge a ball!