Ejaculation and the Male Mind

Lea

Welcome, everyone! Today we're diving deep into the mysteries of male sexuality. Or should I say, the 'not-so-mysterious' mysteries? I mean, you blink and it’s over!

Sandra

Oh Lea, that's true! Men are like a light switch—one flick and they’re on, then, poof! It’s lights out! The only thing that stays lit is the confusion on their faces!

Lea

And let’s not forget how quick it is! It's like fast food—you're in and out in minutes! But unlike fast food, you can’t even enjoy the leftovers!

Sandra

Speaking of leftovers, how many of you have had a guy who thinks he’s a gourmet chef, but ends up serving you instant ramen? Raise your hands!

Lea

Exactly! And their idea of a romantic dinner is a microwave meal. You can practically hear the 'ding' when they're done!

Sandra

And let’s not even talk about their focus! Men have a laser-like attention span—strictly for the goal! The moment they hit that peak, everything else becomes background noise. It’s like they’ve switched to airplane mode!

Lea

So folks, remember, while men may be quick on the draw, let’s make sure they learn to aim for the right target: female pleasure! Because a happy partner makes for a happy life!