The Future is PodLM

Amber

Hey everyone! So, I’ve been hearing a lot about this AI called PodLM. It’s supposed to help us be more productive. I don’t know about you, but the last time I tried to be productive, I ended up binge-watching a series about baking bread! Nothing says efficiency like a loaf of sourdough, am I right?

Amber

PodLM is like that friend who always has the perfect response. You know, the one who just got back from a three-month yoga retreat and is now super enlightened. I’m over here like, 'Hey, can you help me write a grocery list?' And PodLM’s like, 'Why not write a thesis on the existential dread of kale instead?' Thanks, PodLM, but I just wanted avocados!

Amber

So, who here has tried using AI for something creative? Anyone? *waits for hands* Yeah, it’s like asking your toddler to paint the Mona Lisa. You end up with a finger painting that looks suspiciously like a pizza. PodLM is great for ideas, but I think my best idea is just ordering pizza.

Amber

And have you tried the customer support AI? I asked a question about my internet connection, and PodLM suggested I meditate. I’m sorry, but that’s not gonna help when I’m trying to load my cat videos! I’m pretty sure a good meditation won’t fix my buffering. Maybe I should just meditate on my cat being lazy instead!

Amber

In conclusion, PodLM is like having a super intelligent pet that can talk back. It’s great until it starts giving you advice on how to live your life! I’ll stick to my sourdough and cat videos, thank you very much. Who needs an AI that’s smarter than me when I can just embrace my inner sloth? Goodnight, everyone!