School Daze at Thurston Middle

Lively Larry

Good evening, everyone! How's it going? You all ready to ride the wave of school madness? I mean, who can resist the thrill of a West Coast Polka band playing during lunch? Just a bunch of kids jamming out like it’s Oktoberfest instead of lunchtime!

Serious Sam

Right, but when you think about it, what’s next? A Zumba class during math? ‘Let’s solve for x, but first, let’s cha-cha!’

Lively Larry

Let me ask you all, how many of you have done the earthquake drill and thought, ‘I bet my chances of survival are better if I just hide under my desk and scroll through TikTok’? Come on, don’t be shy!

Serious Sam

And I suppose that’s how we prepare for disasters these days. When the ground starts shaking, instead of ducking and covering, you just post it on social media – ‘#EarthquakeDrillGoals’.

Lively Larry

You know, with all these school rules about mobile devices, you'd think they were trying to ban our lifelines! I mean, how else are we supposed to survive without checking our Instagram every five minutes? Next thing you know, they'll be saying, 'Please put your cell phones away during class... unless you're filming TikToks of the teacher!'