Gold, God, and Glory—The Messy Motivations Behind European Exploration

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Welcome back to Tea Time with History! If you thought last episode was messy, just wait—because today, we’re talking about why Europeans really started exploring. And let me tell you, it wasn’t about curiosity. It was about gold, god, and glory. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

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Oh no, sweetie. It was gold, greed, and straight-up religious drama. These European countries were not just exploring—they were on a mission to flex. And they did not care who got hurt in the process. But first, can you set the scene for us? What was Europe like in the 1400s?

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Absolutely! It’s the 1400s, and Europe is in a bit of a crisis. The Black Death had wiped out a third of the population, feudalism was crumbling, and people were sick of being broke. Meanwhile, the Silk Road—their only pipeline to Asia’s spices, silk, and sugar—was getting way too expensive and dangerous to travel. So, they were desperate to find a new way to get to Asia and make some serious money.

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And you know Europeans and their seasoning issues—they NEEDED that spice. So they were like, ‘We gotta find a new way to get to Asia and make some serious money while we’re at it.’ But what about the gold? Wasn’t that a huge motivator too?

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Oh, absolutely! Gold was a massive motivator. Europeans were convinced that if they just kept sailing, they’d hit some magical land overflowing with treasure. Spain and Portugal were the first ones to jump on this idea. Portugal was like, ‘We’ll just sail around Africa to get to India,’ while Spain was like, ‘Nah, let’s go west and see what happens.’ Enter Christopher Columbus, who, as we already established, had no idea what he was doing.

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And when Columbus landed in the Bahamas, he didn’t find Asian spice markets—he found Indigenous people with gold jewelry. And you already know what happened next. They started looting immediately. He wrote back to Spain like, ‘Y’all, there’s gold here, we’re about to be RICH.’ And Spain? They were like, ‘Say less.’

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Fast forward a few years, and Spain is out here sending wave after wave of explorers—AKA conquistadors—to grab as much land and gold as possible. And spoiler alert, it gets violent real fast. But it wasn’t just about gold. Religion played a huge role too. Spain wasn’t just after money, they were after souls.

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Oh, absolutely. The Catholic Church was a big deal in Europe, and the Protestant Reformation just added more fuel to the fire. Spain, being the ultimate Catholic drama queen, was like, ‘We have to spread Christianity before these Protestants ruin everything.’ So, they justified their conquests by claiming they were doing ‘God’s work’ and saving Indigenous souls. But let’s be real—this was not a peaceful conversion mission. This was forced religion at swordpoint.

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Exactly. The Spanish made Indigenous people convert or die, and those who did convert were still treated like second-class citizens. And don’t even get me started on the missionaries. They showed up with crosses, bibles, and a superiority complex, thinking they were the ultimate saviors. Meanwhile, Indigenous people were out here like, ‘Uh… we already have our own religions, thanks.’ But the glory aspect was just as important. These explorers weren’t just trying to get rich, they were trying to be famous.

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Oh, absolutely. The second someone ‘discovered’ a new land, they’d get titles, land, and straight-up clout. These men were out here fighting for kingdoms, riches, and their name in the history books. The competition was intense. Spain and Portugal were like, ‘This is OUR world now.’ But then England, France, and the Netherlands were like, ‘Not so fast, babes, we want in.’

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And let me tell you, the drama gets worse. Spain sends conquistadors like Hernán Cortés and Francisco Pizarro to steal entire empires. Meanwhile, the Columbian Exchange kicks off, which is great for Europe but devastating for Indigenous people. Europe gets new crops, animals, and diseases, while Indigenous populations are decimated.

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Oh, and then, when Europeans realize they need cheap labor, they start the Transatlantic Slave Trade, kidnapping millions of Africans and forcing them into slavery. It’s a dark, dark chapter in history. But what about the other European powers? How did they fit into this mess?

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Well, Spain and Portugal were the pioneers, but soon, England, France, and the Netherlands wanted a piece of the pie. They started their own exploration and colonization efforts, leading to full-on wars, betrayals, and backstabbing. It was a real-life game of thrones, but with more violence and less dragons.

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Oh, it’s going to be JUICY. So, what’s next? What happens as the exploration continues and the power dynamics shift?

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Next time, we’re getting into the real villains of the story—the conquistadors. We’re talking Aztec betrayals, Incan invasions, and the messiest power grabs in history. It’s going to be a wild ride, so make sure to like, subscribe, and join us next time for more scandalous history tea!

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Whew! So far, we’ve got gold-hungry explorers, religious drama, and European countries fighting over land like it’s a reality TV show. Make sure to stay tuned for the next episode, where we dive even deeper into the dark side of exploration. See you then!