70 Days to Glory

Mazdak

Hey everyone! So it’s Q4, and let’s talk about this. There are exactly 70 days left in the year! That’s right, 70 days! Just enough time to change our lives, or at the very least, the way we binge-watch Netflix!

Mazdak

You know, everyone talks about New Year's resolutions. But why wait? January 1st? Pfft! That’s just for amateurs. Why not start today? 70 days left! That’s like two months and you can totally shift your life, or just shift the chips from one hand to another!

Mazdak

And let’s say you want to get in shape. The diet starts now, folks! We’re going hardcore! Like, life or death diet mode! You know, ‘Today I’m going to eat salad’... only to realize, ‘Hey, the croutons are basically bread, so it doesn’t count as healthy!’

Mazdak

How many of you have New Year’s resolutions? (Pauses for audience reactions) Yeah? What are they? ‘Lose weight’? ‘Be more productive’? I swear, every January, gyms are packed. You’d think they were giving away free donuts! And by February? It’s just the trainers sitting there, looking confused, like, ‘Did they all die on the treadmill?’

Mazdak

Look, if you want to quit your job and start a business—just put in your notice! You’ve got 70 days to figure it all out! And if it doesn’t work out, hey, at least you’ll have a solid story about how you dramatically walked out in a blaze of glory!

Mazdak

So, folks, remember, 70 days is enough time to totally transform your life. Or, if you’re like me, just transform your bed from ‘made’ to ‘never gonna happen!’ Either way, let’s embrace it! Thanks for coming out, and don’t forget to get those last-minute resolutions in before it’s too late!