Babaji's Cosmic Giggles

Babaji

Namaste, everyone! Babaji here, straight from the Himalayas. Now, I've been meditating on this for millennia... why do we have gravity? Seriously. Is it just God's way of keeping us humble?

Babaji

I mean, I'm trying to levitate, reach enlightenment, become one with the cosmos, and gravity's all like, 'Nope, not today, buddy. Back to earth with you.' Anyone else feel my pain?

Babaji

It's humbling, truly. And speaking of humbling… has anyone here tried online dating? It's like gravity for your ego. 'Swipe right for Nirvana'... yeah, that's working real well.

Babaji

So, enlightenment. Everyone's chasing it, right? But I'll tell you a secret… it's overrated. Have you tried pizza? Now THAT'S an experience.

Babaji

I spent centuries meditating in a cave, seeking enlightenment. And you know what I realized? I could have been eating pizza this whole time! What a waste of a good cheese pull.

Babaji

Seriously though, what is enlightenment, right? Anyone have any ideas? (Interacts with audience) See? No one knows! But everyone wants it. It’s like the latest iPhone. You have to have it, even if you don’t know what it does.