The AI Assistant Chronicles

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Hey everyone! Great to see you all! So, who here has ever used an AI assistant? Yeah, me too! It's like having a personal slave that doesn’t get paid, but you still have to beg it to do its job. It’s like, 'Hey Google, can you remind me to take out the trash?' And it’s like, 'Sure, how about NEVER?'

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You know, AI assistants are like my ex. They promise to remember everything, but when I needed them to remember our anniversary, poof! Gone! Now, I’m just sitting there, scrolling through my phone like, 'You’re telling me I can have a conversation with a robot, but I can’t get a text back from my girlfriend?'

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Let me ask you this: Why do we trust AI more than our friends? Anyone here still waiting for a friend to show up on time? Yeah, I thought so! At least AI hasn’t ghosted us... yet! What do you think? Should we start looking for love through AI? 'Hey Siri, find me a soulmate who doesn’t mind my Netflix habits.'

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Using AI to help with research is like asking a toddler to help you with your taxes. It’s cute at first, but then you realize the kid just drew a picture of a dinosaur with crayons on your 1040 form. I mean, all I wanted was some insights on climate change, not a masterpiece that would get me arrested for fraud!

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So here’s the deal: AI might be smarter than us, but at least we can still have fun with it! I mean, who doesn’t love yelling at a machine that clearly doesn’t care about your feelings? Remember folks, when in doubt, just ask your AI to remind you of your ex’s bad habits. It’s cheaper than therapy! Thanks for being an amazing audience!