The Future is Now: AI, AR, and CGI at the Comedy Club

Leo Byte

Hey everyone! Great to see you all here. Can we give it up for technology? I mean, without it, I wouldn’t have a stage to stand on, and you wouldn’t have the option to ignore me while scrolling through your phones!

Leo Byte

Let’s talk about AI. They say AI is revolutionizing marketing with personalization. But honestly, if AI knew me personally, I wouldn’t be getting ads for weight loss tea, I’d be getting ads for therapy sessions! Like, 'Hey Leo, how about you just stop eating your feelings?'

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And then there's augmented reality. It's supposed to enhance our experiences, but the only thing it enhances for me is my anxiety! You ever try on virtual makeup? I looked like a clown in a horror movie! I just wanted to see if I could pull off a smoky eye, and instead, I ended up looking like I was auditioning for a role in 'It 3: The Return of the Makeup'.

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And CGI – now that’s a game changer! It’s the only place where my high school self can look good! I mean, I can finally have six-pack abs on screen, even if in real life, I’m more of a one-pack kind of guy. Thank you, CGI! You’ve made my dreams come true…sort of.

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Raise your hand if you've ever felt like technology was taking over your life? (pauses for audience) Yeah, I see a lot of hands! But don't you love how we're all connected? Except when you text someone in the next room instead of just walking over…that’s the real horror story!

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Well folks, as we embrace this brave new world of AI, AR, and CGI, just remember: technology is here to help us, not control us…unless it’s your smart fridge reminding you of your late-night snack shame! Thank you for being a fantastic audience! Keep embracing the weird and wonderful!