The Great Hip-Hop Feud

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Ladies, gentlemen, and those who refuse to be boxed in—welcome to *the* moment you’ve been waiting for! Tonight, we’re diving into the world of hip-hop, where the drama is as thick as the bass in a Kendrick Lamar track. Now, J. Cole hit the stage in October 2023, claiming he, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar were the 'Big Three' greatest rappers in modern hip-hop. Can you believe it? *Big Three*? I mean, if you’re gonna claim that, at least bring some charts with you, honey. Because if you’re the 'Big Three,' why are you not on the Billboard Hot 100? Cole, you’re more like the 'Big One' in a trio of mediocrity.

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But let’s give Cole some credit. He was the first to throw the gauntlet. And boy, did Kendrick Lamar catch it. Six months later, on 'Like That,' Lamar didn’t just respond—he obliterated the notion of the 'Big Three.' 'Motherf**k the big three, n***a/It's just big me.' Can you hear the mic drop? It’s like Lamar said, 'If you’re going to play with the big boys, you better bring your A-game, or you’re gonna get A’d out.'

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And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more dramatic, Cole dropped '7 Minute Drill,' where he went after Lamar’s album 'To Pimp a Butterfly.' But you know what they say about throwing shade? It only sticks if the target is dirty. Lamar’s album? *Cleaner than a drag queen’s makeup kit.* Cole had to apologize and take the song down. I guess sometimes, the best response is silence... and a public apology.

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Then came Drake, with 'Push Ups.' Oh, Drake, you *really* went for the jugular. He dissed Lamar’s height, his collaborations, and even threw in some AI-generated vocals of Tupac and Snoop Dogg. I mean, using AI to throw shade? That’s like using a robot to do your laundry—technically impressive, but *so* 2023. And let’s not forget the pedophilia accusations. Drake, honey, that’s a *low* blow. Even the Tupac estate was like, 'Hold up, you can’t just use our dead legend to throw shade!'

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But Lamar, being the true queen he is, didn’t just sit there. He fired back with 'Euphoria' and '6:16 in LA.' 'I got a son to raise, but I can see you know nothin' 'bout that.' Ouch! Drake, it’s one thing to diss someone’s music, but to go after their family? That’s *personal.* And don’t even get me started on the AI comments. Lamar’s like, 'If you’re gonna use my friends to throw shade, at least make sure they’re *alive* to defend themselves.'

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And then came 'Not Like Us.' Lamar’s masterpiece. 'Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young / You better not ever go to cell block one.' That’s when the entire internet went *crazy.* Lamar’s fans were chanting 'A Minor' in the streets. It was like a nationwide game of 'Who Can Sing the Most Hateful Line and Not Get Arrested.' Drake, you really dug yourself into a hole with that one. But hey, at least you’re consistent in your *inconsistency.*

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Drake, never one to back down, responded with 'The Heart Part 6.' He denied the pedophilia allegations, but let’s be real—when you’re using Aretha Franklin to prove your innocence, it’s like using a dictionary to prove you can spell. 'Only fuckin' with Whitneys, not Millie Bobby Browns.' Drake, honey, you’re not helping your case. It’s like saying, 'I only like tall women, not short ones,' and then getting caught with a step ladder. *Smooth move.*

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And then came the concert cancellations. Schoolboy Q, Sir, and DJ Scheme all got shut down at History in Toronto. Drake, you’re not just throwing shade; you’re throwing entire venues into chaos. But you know what they say about throwing shade? It only works if the target is in the sun. Lamar, on the other hand, was *dancing* on stage with his crew, proving that sometimes the best response is to *keep shining* while your opponent is busy digging their own grave.

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And then, the ultimate showdown. The Super Bowl LIX halftime show. Lamar performed 'Euphoria' and 'Not Like Us.' Can you imagine the energy? The entire stadium was chanting 'A Minor.' It was like a nationwide game of 'Who Can Yell the Most Hateful Line and Not Get Arrested.' But hey, when you’re at the top, you can get away with *anything.* Drake, honey, you’re not just losing the battle; you’re losing the *war.*

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And the final nail in the coffin? The 67th Annual Grammy Awards. 'Not Like Us' swept the board. Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Rap Performance, Best Rap Song, and Best Music Video. Lamar, you’re not just winning; you’re *dominating.* Drake, honey, you’re like the kid who got sand kicked in his face at the beach. *Ouch.*

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But the best part? The Pop Out concert. Lamar invited his entire crew, including the Crips and Bloods, to dance on stage. It was like a *real-life* game of 'Who Can Be the Most Extra and Not Get Arrested.' Drake, honey, when you’re losing, you can’t just *blame* the venue. You’ve got to *step up.* But you know what they say about throwing shade? It only works if the target is in the sun. Lamar, you’re *shining* so bright, you’re *blinding* your opponents.

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So, where does this leave us? Lamar, you’re the undisputed king of hip-hop. Drake, you’re the *self-proclaimed* king, but let’s be real—when your crown is made of *cardboard,* it’s not gonna last. But hey, at least you’ve got *style.* And that, my darlings, is the *real* message of this feud. In the world of hip-hop, *style* is everything. And Lamar, you’ve got the *style,* the *substance,* and the *swagger* to *dominate* the game. So, to all the Drakes out there—*good luck... and don’t f— it up!* Now, go out there and make *mother* proud!