Crosstalk on Haarlem's Rental Market

Jerry

Welcome, everyone! Today, we're going to talk about something that can make even the bravest of us break down in tears: apartment hunting in Haarlem!

Tom

Oh, yes! It's like a never-ending game of hide and seek, where the landlord is always hiding and you're seeking a place to live. And the prize? A 30 m² studio that costs more than a luxury car!

Jerry

So, what's the secret to finding the perfect apartment in Haarlem?

Tom

The secret? It's a combination of luck, a fast internet connection, and a willingness to live in a place where the walls are thinner than a piece of paper. Oh, and don't forget to bring earplugs!

Jerry

But seriously, the cost of living in Haarlem can be quite steep. Have you seen the prices for some of these apartments?

Tom

Oh, absolutely! I found this one studio that's 30 m² and costs €1,400 a month. I asked the landlord, 'Is it made of gold?' He said, 'No, but it's in the Oude Stad, so it's worth its weight in history!'

Jerry

Speaking of which, what's the difference between 'furnished' and 'upholstered' anyway?

Tom

Well, 'furnished' means the apartment comes with everything you need, like a bed, a couch, and maybe a kitchen table. 'Upholstered' means the landlord has kindly provided you with a couch that's as old as the city itself. And it's so comfortable, you'll never want to get up!

Jerry

I've heard the Oude Stad is a bit... unique. What's it like living there?

Tom

Living in the Oude Stad is like living in a history book. Every morning, you wake up to the sound of horse-drawn carriages and tourists taking selfies. And let's not forget the ghosts. They're friendly, but they play the best pranks!

Jerry

So, how do you deal with all these quirky landlords?

Tom

You learn to be patient and flexible. One time, a landlord told me, 'If you want the apartment, you have to take the cat too.' I said, 'Sure, as long as the cat doesn't come with a mortgage!'

Jerry

So, has anyone here ever had a funny or frustrating experience while apartment hunting in Haarlem? Feel free to share!

Tom

Yeah, we'd love to hear your stories! Maybe we can add them to our next crosstalk!

Jerry

Thanks, everyone, for joining us today! Remember, apartment hunting in Haarlem might be a challenge, but with a good sense of humor, you can turn it into an adventure. Stay positive and keep laughing!

Tom

And if all else fails, just remember: at least you're not living in a 30 m² studio for €1,400 a month! Goodnight, and good luck with your apartment hunt!