The Mystery of Prezlaan's UK Admission Woes

Liang

Prez, we've been partnered with UK universities for years now, but no admissions? What's the deal?

Prez

Liang, my boy, I have a direct line to the very heart of the universities! A single call, and they bend to my will!

Liang

But Prez, if that's true, how come we've yet to see a single student admitted?

Prez

Ah, Liang, that's a question with a thousand answers! Perhaps the students are too bright, and the universities are simply intimidated!

Liang

Or maybe the students are too dull, and the universities think they already have enough of those?

Prez

Perhaps, Liang! Perhaps! Or, more likely, the students are just too... average! And the universities are clamoring for such an ordinary student!

Liang

Audience, help us out! Surely one of you is extraordinary or average enough for Prez to work his magic!

Prez

Liang, my boy, you don't understand the complexities of the university system! Patience, and our students will soon reap the rewards of my unmatched connections!