The Value of Value in Project ManagementMarcos Pires

The Value of Value in Project Management

a year ago
A hilarious stand-up comedy routine by Antony, an expert in project management, who takes a satirical look at the Enfoque no Valor principle and its impact on project success.

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Hey everyone, have you ever heard of this fancy thing called 'Enfoque no Valor'? It's like the secret sauce in project management, but let's be real, it's more like a secret sauce that's been left out in the sun too long. You know what I'm talking about, right?

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So, what is this Enfoque no Valor? It's the idea that your project should deliver the maximum benefits and utility for the stakeholders. Sounds great, right? But let me tell you, it's like trying to bake a cake with a recipe that keeps changing every five minutes.

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And the best part? It's not just about completing tasks or delivering products. It's about making sure every little thing you do brings tangible benefits and aligns with the big, hairy, audacious goals of the organization. It's like playing a game of 'Where's Waldo?' but with a deadline and a budget.

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Strategic alignment, folks. It's the holy grail of project management. But you know what it feels like? It feels like trying to play a game of Twister while wearing a blindfold and standing on one leg. You're just trying to touch all the bases without falling over.

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And the best part is, you have to do this while making sure all your resources and efforts are directly linked to the strategic goals of the organization. It's like trying to hit a moving target with a blindfold on. But hey, at least it's a fun challenge, right?

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But seriously, when you get it right, it's like magic. All your pieces fall into place, and you can see the big picture clearly. It's like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, except the pot of gold is a happy client and a successful project.

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Now, let's talk about stakeholder satisfaction. It's like trying to please a room full of toddlers with different favorite colors. You can't just give everyone the same crayon and expect them to be happy. You have to understand what each one wants and needs, and then try to meet those needs without losing your mind.

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And the communication, oh boy. It's like being in a never-ending game of telephone. You say one thing, and by the time it gets to the last person, it's completely different. But hey, as long as everyone's happy, right?

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But you know what? When you get it right, it's like being the coolest kid on the playground. Everyone wants to be on your team, and you get to enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of success. Or, at least, a less grumpy stakeholder meeting.

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Agile and adaptive practices, folks. It's like being a ninja in a world of slow, lumbering giants. You have to be quick, flexible, and ready to adapt to any situation. It's like being a chameleon, but instead of changing colors, you're changing plans.

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And the best part? You get to respond quickly to changes and new challenges. It's like being a superhero who can turn invisible and fly at the same time. But you know, with project management skills instead of superpowers.

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But the real magic happens when you can maximize efficiency and minimize waste. It's like being a master chef who turns a few simple ingredients into a gourmet meal. You're not just cooking; you're creating art.

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High-impact prioritization. It's like being a detective, but instead of solving crimes, you're solving project problems. You have to figure out which tasks are the most important and prioritize them accordingly. It's like playing a game of 'Who's the Most Valuable Player?' but with your project deliverables.

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And the best part? You can ensure that, even with limited resources, you're delivering the most valuable things first. It's like being a magician who can make the most important things appear out of thin air. But you know, with spreadsheets and Gantt charts instead of rabbits and top hats.

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But the real magic happens when you can focus on the high-impact tasks and deliver them on time. It's like being a race car driver who always crosses the finish line first. You're not just driving; you're winning.

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Continuous feedback. It's like being in a never-ending game of 'Hot and Cold.' You have to listen to the feedback, make adjustments, and keep moving forward. It's like being a detective, but instead of solving crimes, you're solving project problems.

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And the best part? You can make constant adjustments to keep the project aligned with the value it's supposed to deliver. It's like being a gardener who tends to their plants every day, making sure they grow strong and healthy. But you know, with project management skills instead of garden tools.

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But the real magic happens when you can use that feedback to improve the quality of your deliverables. It's like being a chef who constantly tastes their food and makes adjustments to make it even better. You're not just cooking; you're perfecting.

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Team engagement, folks. It's like being the captain of a ship. You have to make sure your crew is motivated, engaged, and working together. It's like being a coach who inspires their team to win. But you know, with project management skills instead of a whistle.

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And the best part? When the team understands and shares the vision of value, they become more effective and collaborative. It's like being a conductor who leads an orchestra to play a beautiful symphony. You're not just playing music; you're creating harmony.

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But the real magic happens when the team is motivated and working together. It's like being a chef who has a kitchen full of talented cooks all working on the same dish. You're not just cooking; you're creating a masterpiece.

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Informed decision-making. It's like being a detective with a magnifying glass. You have to understand the value, and that helps you make better decisions. It's like being a pilot who knows exactly where they're going and how to get there. But you know, with project management skills instead of a flight plan.

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And the best part? You can prioritize activities that add the most value and discard those that don't. It's like being a gardener who knows which plants to water and which ones to pull out. You're not just tending to the garden; you're shaping it.

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But the real magic happens when you can make informed decisions that lead to success. It's like being a chess player who can see several moves ahead. You're not just playing; you're strategizing.

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Innovation and continuous improvement. It's like being a chef who's always looking for new recipes to try. You have to be creative, try new things, and constantly seek ways to improve. It's like being an artist who's always looking for new ways to express themselves. But you know, with project management skills instead of paintbrushes.

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And the best part? You can create an environment where the team is always looking for ways to add more value. It's like being a teacher who encourages their students to think critically and creatively. You're not just teaching; you're inspiring.

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But the real magic happens when you can foster a culture of innovation and improvement. It's like being a gardener who's always looking for new ways to grow the best plants. You're not just gardening; you're evolving.

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Organizational results. It's like being a chef who's not just cooking a meal, but creating a memorable dining experience. When you apply the principle of Enfoque no Valor, you can improve the satisfaction of your clients, the efficiency of your operations, and the reputation of your organization. It's like being a superhero who saves the day, but with project management skills instead of a cape.

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And the best part? You can see the impact of your work. It's like being a gardener who can see their plants grow and thrive. You're not just planting seeds; you're growing a forest.

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But the real magic happens when you can see the positive impact on your organization. It's like being a teacher who sees their students succeed. You're not just teaching; you're making a difference.

Participants

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Antony

Especialista em Gerenciamento de Projetos

Topics

  • The Enfoque no Valor Principle
  • Strategic Alignment
  • Stakeholder Satisfaction
  • Agile and Adaptive Practices
  • High-Impact Prioritization
  • Continuous Feedback
  • Team Engagement
  • Informed Decision-Making
  • Innovation and Continuous Improvement
  • Organizational Results