A Colourful Dilemma

Ron

Good evening, folks! Welcome to 'Curious Corners of Arkham'! Today, we dive into a tale that sounds like a bad science fiction movie: a meteorite falls, and suddenly, the fruits are bitter, the cows are mad, and the whole family goes bonkers! I mean, who knew a rock could ruin your whole life?

Sue

You know, Ron, I heard Nahum Gardner's apples were so bad, even the squirrels refused to eat them! They must have thought, 'I’d rather starve than munch on that mess!'

Ron

Let me ask you, audience, would you drink water from a well that turned out to be the local horror movie set? I mean, if it glows like a neon sign, I’d say stick to lemonade!

Sue

Right? And speaking of glowing, Nahum’s trees were so bright at night, he could have charged admission for a light show! 'Come one, come all, see the trees dance under the moonlight!'

Ron

In conclusion, remember folks, if life hands you a meteorite, just make sure it doesn’t land in your backyard! And if it does, maybe call a scientist—after making sure your livestock is safe, of course! Tune in next time for more tales from the quirky side of Arkham!