Bricking the Wii: A Comedic Cautionary TaleRaelen

Bricking the Wii: A Comedic Cautionary Tale

a year ago
A crosstalk performance exploring the perils and pitfalls of modifying the Wii console, with plenty of humorous twists and audience interaction.

Scripts

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Ding Dong

Greetings, fellow Wii enthusiasts! Today, we're diving into a topic that's as fun as it is frightening - the art of 'bricking' your beloved console. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Ding Dong, how could you possibly make bricking a Wii amusing?' Well, my friends, hold onto your Wiimotes, because you're about to witness the comedic masterpiece that is 'Bricking the Wii'!

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Wang Yao

Indeed, Ding Dong. Bricking a Wii is no laughing matter. It's like turning your console into a high-tech paperweight - one that can't even hold down a stack of papers, mind you.

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Ding Dong

Ah, but that's where you're mistaken, my friend! Bricking a Wii is a true art form, one that requires a delicate touch and a healthy dose of recklessness. Why, I bet there are a few brave souls in this audience who have their own bricking stories to share. Who here has personally experienced the joy of turning their Wii into an oversized brick? Don't be shy, we're all friends here!

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Wang Yao

Well, Ding Dong, it seems we have a room full of Wii modding experts. But remember, as with any art form, there is a fine line between genius and disaster. So, let this be a lesson to us all: when it comes to the Wii, treat it with care, lest you find yourself the proud owner of a very expensive brick. Now, who's up for a round of 'Wii Sports' - the non-bricked edition, of course.

Participants

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Ding Dong

The Wii Wrecking Ball

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Wang Yao

The Brick Whisperer

Topics

  • The Many Faces of a Bricked Wii
  • Homebrew Horrors: Modding Mishaps
  • Fixing the Unfixable: Recovery Attempts Gone Wrong
  • Wii Bricking 101: Lessons Learned the Hard Way
  • Audience Participation: Bricked Wii Confessions